What follows is the very official spanking new Plan for this blog.
Which I probably won’t follow, of course.
But hey, you can’t blame a girl for trying.
- First, I learn to write in sentences. Instead of fragments separated by an absurd number of ‘3-dots’. I mean its pretty shameful to still write like some retarded teenager sms-ing her BFFs. U knw wt i mn hny-bun?
- Be either useful or fun. As the Indian education system has proven to me that you can’t have Both. Nah-uh.
- No inappropriate or incriminating content that will make my current/future employers cringe and then fire me right away. ( This rule wasn’t adopted by choice of course. Bloody search engines. *pouts* * also secretly sends a fervent apology prayer to The Search Engine Gods for blaspheming* )
- Seriously consider being an anonymous blogger. Why? Refer above statement. What’s the fun in being appropriate anyway.
So, until I can get around to implementing my Plan. Adios.
And in case you’re wondering. I did make that header image.
In photoshop, Not MS-Paint. ThankYouVeryMuch.
And the point of it? To throw off people. Have the innocent hand-drawn nonsense distract from my biting wit and evil,devious plans and ramblings.
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